Strangely Brown

After I ZOQUO, I like to USHNU

“all he has to do now is die of accidental autoerotic asphyxiation, and this would be the ultimate embarrassing crime.”

lindsayrobertson:

I’m very much enjoying Jessica Pressler’s coverage of epic fail death-faker Marcus Schrenker. The latest: he left all of his plans in the plane. (If he wasn’t already arrested, this would be a perfect case for Encyclopedia Brown.)

Isn’t it sad how the internet has destroyed Encyclopedia Brown?  All of that useless trivia could be found in about a second by any idiot seven year-old with an iPhone.