Dude! Is that a Jarlsberg? Fuckin’ A!!!
From a NYTimes article about some douchebag hipster farmers:
The Billyburg scene has changed, said Annaliese Griffin, who contributes to a blog called Grocery Guy. “Having a cool cheese in your fridge has taken the place of knowing what the cool band is, or even of playing in that band,” she said. “Our rock stars are ricotta makers.”
Riiiiiight. I bought a packet of BabyBels the other day, and all of a sudden women were just lining up to fuck me.
