Strangely Brown

After I ZOQUO, I like to USHNU

eyes without a facebook

I just saw a comment on a friend’s facebook wall from a girl he tried to set me up with about three years ago.  Apparently she’s moved to London and is getting married soon.  Her picture looked great, but I couldn’t really remember much about her.  Or why I didn’t pursue her.

I went back into my gmail account and searched for her name to try to ring some bells.  Here’s a summary of what happened.

September 2004:  Mutual friend sends us both an email introducing us.

4 days later: Girl says hi, i say hi back, make some jokes

Next day:  Girl jokes back, asks me if i’m free on the coming long weekend.

3 weeks later:  I email back and say that there was a fire at my office (there was!  but it’s not like i didn’t have email access), apologize.  lay down the smooth line “if you want to grab a drink sometime let me know.”

Next day: she says she’s away for work, suggests either meeting up on sunday or the following week for a drink.

[As far as I can tell, I never responded to that email.  But to be fair, i had never met her before and kind of hate meeting people totally blindly] 

February 2005: Our mutual friend comes to visit, we head to Freeman’s for dinner.  She meets us after dinner for some drinks.  I don’t remember any major chemistry between us, but I do remember that she was quite pretty and had a really great laugh.

February 9:    She emails to say she had a great time, thanks for drinks.  Includes her number and suggests that I call her

February 15:   I email back and say that I haven’t checked my email in a while (wtf is that?)  ask if she’s free on the coming weekend.

February 16:  she’s in mexico for the week, and suggests we chat when she’s back on Sunday (Feb 20th).  [I don’t think I called her on Sunday]

February 24:  she emails again and asks what I’m up to for the weekend.

February 25: I say no major plans, have to do some work.  Will call you tomorrow.

[That was the end of it.  I never called her and that was that.]

Let’s break this down by the numbers: 

Number of times she asked me out/opened the door for me to ask her: 3

Number of times I asked her out: 1 (not in direct response to her suggestions)

Number of times I called her: 0 

Number of times we went out: 0

Number of other dates I went out during that time period: 0 (as far as i can tell)

Lesson learned?

I’m a bit of a moron.