Strangely Brown

After I ZOQUO, I like to USHNU

Take a doo doo pie…

Watched a rerun of Britney’s 2000 appearance on SNL tonight.  (Yes, ladies- my social life is that exciting).  It’s strange to see her as the world saw her back then.  She had just released Oops, I Did It Again and was clearly at the top of her game looks-wise.  Incredible to think that she’s fallen harder than Danza on rollerblades since then.

Some especially notable moments:

1)  Her rotating breasts monologue.

2)  Her role as renegade mouseketeer “Dawn Pawslowsky.”  So basically, the first reporters to uncover the nasty, crazy Britney behind the shiny pop princess were the intrepid team of Cass Van Ryn and Tom Wilkins.  It’s awesome that if Brit hosted the show now, the joke would be completely reversed.  

“She does NOT front, so don’t ask her.”

“… the Paleolithic era, and by Paleolithic, I mean….”

“One who collects stamps.” 

3)  Tracy Morgan’s Woodrow love song to Britney.  Can’t find the sketch online, but this dude’s cover of it is pretty hilarious, too: