“No thank you, Huey Lewis. I do NOT want a new drug.”
Crazy shirtless men on bicycles tend to scare or startle petite TV stars like Rachel Bilson.
“No thank you, Huey Lewis. I do NOT want a new drug.”
Crazy shirtless men on bicycles tend to scare or startle petite TV stars like Rachel Bilson.
Music… rockin’, rockin’ music…
If you can watch the last five minutes of this with your volume turned up and not have the amazing feeling of a) wanting to hug Floyd “Joy” Mayweather, and b) wanting to punch something really hard, then I feel pity for you.
Explosions In The Sky FTW
APPLE BOTTOM BHAJAN. There’s lots of “funny indian accent” videos that suck. This is not one of them. Absolute genius!
It’s time to be less connected. I dont need to know through facebook, twitter, foursquare, tumblr, and brightkite that Nick McGlynn is having a Mexican brunch. This is all out of control.
Clearly, the solution is to post something to tumblr.
“The internet is taking over my life! Help me, internet!”
do you know how hard it is to write a caption or damn near anything when all the blood rushes from your hands into your now gigantic swollen drunken man-child of a penis? that fucking thing is like a wrecking ball right now. destroying things left and right without contempt nor remorse. mothers, hide your daughters. men, step aside. Boner Party is on full on Rampage mode and lest you forget “The Great Lesbian Episode Of The OC Debacle Of ‘05” then you’d best remain indoors.
i hope in some circles that an inclusion on Boner Party means they’ve “made it”. Sarah Shahi, everyone. you have arrived.
(more from this set over at esquire, the magazine for the discerning oldBro)
STOP IT. This girl is so hot that it actually makes me physically angry. Her episode of the Sopranos was likely the greatest advertising that Vegas will ever have.
Adam Narkiewicz, The Quietus (via goldenfiddle)
Dear Assholes/Nerds:
We get it. Now is the time for you to talk about how you read the Watchmen when you were in grade school, and how the graphic novel is the greatest thing ever, and Zach Snyder can’t possibly make a movie that lives up to its divine glory
Just a small reminder: nobody other than you cares. I mean, sure, other comic book nerds, or graphic novel geeks, or whatever the hell Trekkies like to be called these days care. But the rest of the world still doesn’t. (Feels like high school all over again, no?) Maybe they’ll enjoy it, maybe they won’t, but they won’t ruin their own experience by complaining about the lack of a giant squid at the end, or the lack of an overly drawn-out “comic book within a comic book” metaphor, or that Dr. Manhattan’s cock is too big.
Think about that for a second. You’re complaining that a fictional character, who has supernatural abilities and is naked and blue has an unrealistically large cock. If it’s okay that he can destroy planets, travel through time, and move things with his mind, why is it so ludicrous that he might be packing some heat?
Lighten up. It’s a movie based on a comic book.
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/peace.html
WORLD’S LARGEST EYEROLL
There’s a lot of this going on today. I think AntiKris is leaving the building for a while. Piece! xxAntiKris
I’m very much enjoying Jessica Pressler’s coverage of epic fail death-faker Marcus Schrenker. The latest: he left all of his plans in the plane. (If he wasn’t already arrested, this would be a perfect case for Encyclopedia Brown.)
Isn’t it sad how the internet has destroyed Encyclopedia Brown? All of that useless trivia could be found in about a second by any idiot seven year-old with an iPhone.